Help at last!
Imagine my joy when I opened the paper this morning to find that Uncle Sam is not only fully aware of my needs but has already launched a program to assist me:
Target acquisition in the theater of love
Military lingo aside, the Army is teaching troops how to choose a spouse.
BY PAULINE JELINEK
ASSOCIATED PRESS
WASHINTON--They are the Pentagon's new "rules of engagement"--the diamond ring kind. Army chaplains are trying to teach troops how to pick the right spouse, though a program called "How To Avoid Marrying a Jerk."
(Motivate acronymns include P.I.C.K. (Premarital Interpersonal Choices and Knowledge) R.A.M.(Relationship Attachment Model) and F.A.C.E.S. (Family background, Attitudes, Compatibility, Experiences in preious relationships and Skills they'd bring to the union). To find out more, visit www.nojerks.com
posted by Motokeb at 6:55 AM
1 Comments:
They are focusing on the wrong problem. It is easy to avoid marrying a jerk. Just follow the government's catch phrease for their policy on drugs: "Just say no!" The hard part is the committment that comes once you make the mistake of saying "I do."
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