Symbols of wealth and status

If you're filthy rich and want to show it, what do you own? A rolex, a BMW or Mercades, an indoor heated pool? Try a Kirby vacuum cleaner.

I just had a salesman demonstrate the product and was quite impressed. Sleek machine. Me like!

($1699)

*GASP*

He came down to $1,300. Oh wow, great, ONLY $1,300, what a deal! Maybe I'll buy two so I have a spare.