How to install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:"Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."
posted by Motokeb at 10:40 AM
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In my old apartment building, someone did actually name their wireless network "GunTotingRedneck".
Really amazing! Useful information. All the best.
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